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Jokes about being robbed as McIntyre tour resumes

Jokes about being robbed as McIntyre tour resumes

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Michael McIntyre thanked his "amazingly supportive" fans as he performed his first show since being robbed by two hammer-wielding men. The comedian was targeted by the thieves on mopeds as he waited to pick his children up from school in north London on Monday.At a packed 3Arena in Dublin, the 42-year-old described the mugging, which saw the pair smash the windows of his Range Rover before forcing him to hand over his Rolex watch.McIntyre said: "It was not so much the fast and the furious as stationary and panicking. I could not get it started. It was fight or flight."He admitted to the audience that it was "touch and go" whether he would return to the stage so soon after the mugging. Image: McIntyre said it was 'touch and g...
Noel Edmonds left suicidal after corrupt bankers robbed him of £300million

Noel Edmonds left suicidal after corrupt bankers robbed him of £300million

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GETTYDESPAIR: Noel Edmonds was driven to suicide after corrupt bankers stripped his assetsHe claimed their ruthless stripping of assets from his business empire drove him to a suicide attempt.The star was left so depressed by the demands of Halifax Bank of Scotland that he took handfuls of pills and washed them down with a bottle of vodka in 2005.He revealed: “HBOS robbed me of my marriage, my family, my businesses, my long-standing friend and business partner, my income, my investments, my self-respect, my reputation, my privacy, my physical and mental health. It cost me my security, my image rights and collection of classic cars – and very nearly my life.” “Bankers are financial terrorists” Noel EdmondsNoel, 68, has launched a legal bid to reclaim the millions he